Terms & Conditions

1. Playing by the rules

If you’re browsing or using this site (the “Site”), run by D Monkhouse & Company (“we,” “us,” or “the Company”), you’re signing up to these Terms & Conditions plus our Privacy Policy. Don’t fancy it? Don’t use the Site. Simple.

2. Don’t steal our stuff

Everything here—words, pics, graphics—is ours (or licensed to us) and protected by IP law. You get a one-seat ticket: you can look and use it for your own personal, non-commercial shenanigans. Anything beyond that (copying, remixing, sharing, selling)? Not allowed without our express, written “yes, go ahead.”

3. Play nice

By using the Site, you swear you won’t:

• Hack us or try to sneak into our systems.
• Drop malware, viruses or any digital nastiness.
• Crash the site or make it slow for everyone else.
• Break the law.

If you do any of the above, expect us to boot you off faster than you can say “error 404.”

4. Accounts & passwords

If you sign up for an account:

Spot someone else using your account? Tell us immediately so we can sort it.

Keep your login details under lock and key.

Give us real, up-to-date info when you register—and if anything changes, update it pronto.

5. What you post

Anything you drop on our Site—comments, blog posts, GIFs—grants us the right to use, tweak, translate, repost, or generally do our thing with it (forever, worldwide, royalty-free). You promise it’s yours to give and won’t land us in court.

6. Links to other rubbish

We might link out to other sites—partner tools, interesting reads, your mate’s blog. We’re not vouching for their privacy or security, so click at your own risk and read their T&Cs yourself.

7. Privacy stuff

Our Privacy Policy lays out how we handle your data. Using this Site means you’re cool with those practices.

8. T&C updates

We can tweak these Terms whenever we fancy—no heads-up required. Changes take effect once they’re live. Keep using the Site? You’ve accepted them, so maybe check back now and then.

9. Sorting out your beef

Any row about this Site gets chucked into binding arbitration under English & Welsh law. If it ends up in court, it’s the English courts or nowhere.

10. Our legal shield

We’re not on the hook for any indirect or knock-on damage—loss of profits, data, goodwill, you name it—whether you can’t access the Site, you misuse it, or someone hacks us.

11. You’ve got our back

If you cause a claim or lawsuit—because you broke the rules or misused the Site—you’ll cover our costs (including legal fees). That’s on you.

12. Banned

We can kick you off or suspend your access at any time, for any reason (especially if you breach these Terms). No notice, no mercy.vv

13. The rulebook

English & Welsh law calls the shots here, no matter what.

14. Need to Chat?

Questions or ranting about these terms? Drop us a line at:

D Monkhouse & Company

Foundry Farm, Kiln Lane

Salisbury, Wiltshire SP5 2HT

helpgrow@monkhouseandcompany.com